



Solemn canonization of the patron saint of expired credentials, five-minute password amnesia, and the six-minute reset cycle that ends with forgetting the new password immediately.
Each weekday at end-of-workday, a modern hagiographer canonizes one daily small American suffering — Saint of the Hold Music, Saint of the One AirPod, Saint of the Printer That Needs Cyan to Print Black.
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