Yelp Review the Musical

A soprano and her cold, missing pizza — delivered to 412 Birchwood Drive instead of 412 Birchwood Lane — enlist tenor delivery driver Kyle, a bass-baritone manager bearing a 20% discount on her next order, and a full SATB choir to litigate the matter in fortissimo. She will not be placing a next order. One star.

A bass-baritone homeowner sacrifices his day off, his dentist appointment, and his pajama dignity for a cable installation window of eight AM to four PM — then receives a "We missed you!" text at 4:01 while standing at his own front door. Featuring Brad, the mythical technician, a soprano trio as the hold-music jingle, and an SATB choir erupting fortissimo on "I had not moved / for eight hours." One star.

A mezzo-soprano client, a baritone nail tech named Dustin, and a full SATB choir convene to address the discontinuation of OPI Ballet Slipper, its coral replacement, and a gel chip on the index finger two days later. The color was not basically identical. One star.